making silly games in only 48 hours or your money back guaranteed!*
 
*Money is not guaranteed to be returned. If you paid us then what where you thinking? We are not a real business we are a game jam team.

Founded in late 2016 in a very not so secret space, a game jam. By 5 very tired and confused creatives who spent 48 hours attempting the impossible. Make a 3D third-person stealth game about a cow pretending to be human...

It was a failure... However, the 5 bonded that weekend. Over dumb memes and abject failure the not so secret club was born.

From then the club has continued to perform dark meme-filled rituals (Make Games) in in the glow of the 48 hour moon (Game Jams). Our numbers grew in size from 5 to 6 people. All the while still not learning from past mistakes, We continue to over scope but somehow they still deliver some kind of "Product".

club members

SAM

Matt

Eli

Secret Cow Club is not a real company, we haven't trademarked any of this bullshit  cause we are just a game jam team. So ya know don't be a dick and steal any of this stuff. Its a shitty thing to do and it would make all of us really sad.